hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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