I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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