3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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