it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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