we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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