im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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