This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
