dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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