just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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