yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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