We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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