And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You were trust falling into bushes
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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