marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I could fuck to npr.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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