The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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