Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
