he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
