He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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