Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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