You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The Olympian is in my bed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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