can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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