Grow some girl-balls and come out already
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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