yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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