Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Shame - the story of my life.
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