Non-Jews are for practice
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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