Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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