everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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