He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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