She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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