we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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