Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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