White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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