I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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