Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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