just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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