drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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