Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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