have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How does it feel to date your dad?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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