We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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