So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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