Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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