Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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