hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
