i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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