If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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