are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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