we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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