At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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