Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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