WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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