yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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