A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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