Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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