I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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