If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
