you win again, gameday.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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