ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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