Do you still have your period?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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