Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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