Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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